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March

• Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 (PS3)
• Resistance: Retribution (PSP)
• Wanted: Weapons of Fate (PS3)
• Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS)
• Pokemon Platinum (DS)
• MadWorld (Wii)
• Wheelman (360)
• Wanted: Weapons of Fate (360)
• Legend Of Wrestlemania (360)
• Stormrise (PC)
• Empire: Total War (PC)
• Tom Clancy’s HAWX (PC)

April

• The Godfather II (PS3)
• Guitar Hero: Metallica (PS3)
• Damnation (PS3)
• The Destiny of Zorro (Wii)
• Jagged Alliance (DS)
• Pirates Vs. Ninjas Dodgeball (Wii)
• The Chronicles of Riddick (360)
• The Godfather II (360)
• Ninja Blade (360)
• The Chronicles of Riddick (PC)
• Damnation (PC)
• Velvet Assassin (PC)

1. Resident Evil 5 (Xbox 360)
2. Halo Wars (Xbox 360)
3. Resident Evil 5 (PlayStation 3)
4. Killzone 2 (PlayStation 3)
5. Street Fighter IV (Xbox 360)

Source: Rogers Video – The London Free Press – T14/Ticket – Thursday, March 26, 2009

1. You’re so bad at Contra, that after playing it with 30 lives and using all of the continues, you didn’t know that the game scrolled.

2. You’re so bad at Tetris: On two-player mode a guy can beat you with a controller that has broken left and right buttons.

3. You’re so bad at RPGs: When somebody asks you where you’re stuck, you say, “The file select screen.”

4. You’re so bad at Stack Up: You made ROB strangle you.

5. You’re so bad at Castlevania Adventure that you say you need a slow-motion controller to play it well.

6. You’re so bad at World Class Track Meet that by the time you finish the race, the turtle has reached the end of the stadium!

7. You’re so bad at Bomberman 64 that you can’t find the knight suit!

8. You’re so bad at Virtua Fighter that you can’t beat your initials.

Special thanks to http://members.tripod.com/sturat/disses.html for the great source material!

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• Logitech G35 7.1 Surround Sound Headset – $130, available in April
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• Logitech G19 Gaming Keyboard – $250, available in April

Source:  Steve Tilley – Sun Media – The London Free Press – Thursday, March 12, 2009

I didn’t name these games! I swear!

The 5 Worst Game Titles EVER

1. Wild Woody (Sega CD, 1995)
2. Extreme Sports with the Berenstain Bears (Game Boy Color, 2000)
3. Sticky Balls (Gizmondo, 2005)
4. Irritating Stick (PlayStation 1999)
5. Touch Dic (Nintendo DS, 2005)

Source: Steve Tilley – Sun Media – The London Free Press – Thursday, February 12, 2009

March

• Resident Evil 5 (PS3)
• Resistance: Retribution (PSP)
• Tom Clancy’s HAWX (PS3)

• Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars (DS)
• Pokemon Platinum (DS)
• MadWorld (Wii)

• Resident Evil 5 (360)
• Halo Wars (360)
• Legends of Wrestlemania (360)

• Dragon Age: Origins (PC)
• Spore: Galactic Adventures (PC)
• Tom Clancy’s HAWX (PC)

April

• The Godfather II (PS3)
• Guitar Hero: Metallica (PS3)
• Damnation (PS3)

• The Destiny of Zorro (Wii)
• Jagged Alliance (DS)
• Pirates vs. Ninjas Dodgeball (Wii)
• The Chronicles of Riddick (360)
• The Godfather II (360)
• Ninja Blade (360)
• The Chronicles of Riddick (PC)
• Damnation (PC)
• Velvet Assassin (PC)

Source: The London Free Press – Thursday, March 12, 2009

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The TOP 5 RENTALS

1. Killzone 2 (PlayStation 3)
2. Street Fighter IV (Xbox 360)
3. Street Fighter IV (PlayStation 3)
4. Call of Duty: World at War (Xbox 360)
5. Afro Samurai (Xbox 360)

Source: Rogers Video and The London Free Press –

Thurday, March 12, 2009